Discover The Secret Behind My Awesomeness: A Humorous Look

After extensive research and highly questionable science, experts have confirmed: I am, in fact, hilarious. After years of careful observation and highly scientific analysis (by myself and my cat 🐱), I have reached an undeniable conclusion: I am absolutely hilarious. Yes, folks, it’s true! Studies* show that my jokes cause uncontrollable laughter in at least 3 out of 5 imaginary friends. The other two are just haters. To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, I am now accepting applications for my Official Fan Club (membership fee: one pizza slice 🍕 or a quality meme). Benefits include: