After extensive research and highly questionable science, experts have confirmed: I am, in fact, hilarious.

After years of careful observation and highly scientific analysis (by myself and my cat 🐱), I have reached an undeniable conclusion: I am absolutely hilarious.

Yes, folks, it’s true! Studies* show that my jokes cause uncontrollable laughter in at least 3 out of 5 imaginary friends. The other two are just haters.

To celebrate this groundbreaking discovery, I am now accepting applications for my Official Fan Club (membership fee: one pizza slice 🍕 or a quality meme). Benefits include: